The Lowest Crime Rates in Hippy Haven
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 4,388th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 2. |  The Casual State of Makiland | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Deye mon gen mon” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Mikaclysm | Civil Rights Lovefest | “i luv saves the day!!!11!1111!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” | |
| 5. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | Democratic Socialists | “A little Aardvark never hurt anyone” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Green Vapors of Vellashu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ask the right questions.” | |
| 7. |  The Nation title of Nation Name | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Motto” | |
| 8. |  The Case of Mistaken Identity of FIorence Marie | Left-wing Utopia | “No i'm not. I just pretend to be.” | |
| 9. |  The Crest of A High And Beautiful Wave | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A High And Beautiful Wave” | |
| 10. |  The Mind Altering Trip of The Acid Tests | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Can You Pass The Acid Test?” |
