by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Hippy Haven

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 10,399th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Sithiapality of Vader Knows Best 13Compulsory Consumerist State“Mewhahahahahhhahhahahaha”
2.The Loving Couple of -TooMany-Options-Father Knows Best State“Lumity”
3.The Gradual Disintegration of AlanCivil Rights Lovefest“Life happened.”
4.The Madness of March HareAnarchy“How about a nice cup of tea?”
5.The Drunken News Report of Ron Burgundy-Corporate Bordello“I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal”
6.The Now I'm no longer alone of Mr Blue MoonAnarchy“And when I looked to the moon it turned to gold”
7.The Red Republic of Mr SocialistLeft-wing Utopia“In The Flesh.”
8.The Strawberry Fields of Wandering HippyLiberal Democratic Socialists“Oh the ragman draws circles, Up and down the block”
9.The Republic of Vers New SwerbiliaLeft-Leaning College State“By The People For The People”
10.The San of Diego-Liberal Democratic Socialists“The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.”
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