The Most Compassionate Citizens in Hippy Haven
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 989th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 2. |  The Socialist Republic of Linnaea | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Country dear, liberty dearest” | |
| 3. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | Democratic Socialists | “A little Aardvark never hurt anyone” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Great Victory Belongs to the Persevering” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Captain Pugwash | Democratic Socialists | “Kipper me capstans!” | |
| 7. |  The Casual State of Makiland | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Deye mon gen mon” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Green Vapors of Vellashu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ask the right questions.” | |
| 9. |  The Community of Lucifers Cats | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “HAIL SATAN!” | |
| 10. |  The Standing Peoples of Lergland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stretch, stand, and prosper!” |
