The Fattest Citizens in Hispano Germanic Alliance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Hispano Germanic Alliance is ranked 9,455th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Malicious Assassin of Riot | Corporate Bordello | “Raider Unity, Maintain a Governor, Sign a Treaty” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Aerhuneo | Anarchy | “Things explode” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Just a ronin walking towards his destiny | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Things explode” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Umboth Muilin | Capitalist Paradise | “Things explode” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Apirtaat | Anarchy | “Things explode” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Jack Napier | Anarchy | “Joker fiddled while Gotham burned” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Falls of Sirion | Capitalist Paradise | “Things explode” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Banjector | Anarchy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Lunar Rover | Capitalizt | “BANANA” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Malandsopia | Benevolent Dictatorship | “42” |
