by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

The Fattest Citizens in Hispano Germanic Alliance

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Hispano Germanic Alliance is ranked 9,329th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Republic of FunkyDarkoFree-Market Paradise“Malice lurks around every corner, and never sleeps.”
12.The Republic of TumhaladCapitalist Paradise“Things explode”
13.The Republic of KranuaBenevolent Dictatorship“42”
14.The Republic of Malicious Brother RiotAnarchy“Malicious things explode maliciously”
15.The Kingdom of The game of thronesAnarchy“Dead men tell no tales”
16.The Fenda Banner of EpraklosBenevolent Dictatorship“Things explode”
17.The Republic of DahseamuuhdeinerRight-wing Utopia“Things explode”
18.The Rogue Nation of 9 nazguls on the dead mans chestCompulsory Consumerist State“Shire? Baggins?”
19.The Republic of AngelimirAnarchy“Things explode”
20.The Republic of Agh burzum-ishi krimpatulCorporate Bordello“42”
«12345. . .413414»