The Safest in Hispano Germanic Alliance
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Hispano Germanic Alliance is ranked 16,140th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of The Holor | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Holor Tharaxus!” | |
| 2. |  The Black Hawk of Fingon | Father Knows Best State | “Caw” | |
| 3. |  The Black Hawk of Holoratus Retcon Starkiller | Moralistic Democracy | “Formerly main, now just nation.” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Palpantive | Moralistic Democracy | “I love democracy.” | |
| 5. |  The Violetist of Taduwe II | Moralistic Democracy | “Violet Vult!” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Coca-Cola Citadel | Authoritarian Democracy | “Things explode” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of T-a-d-u-w-e | Authoritarian Democracy | “Violet Vult!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Sith Hawk | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Defending is a lie.” | |
| 9. |  The Expanding Desert of AthatronDEAT | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Things explode” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Trite Town Serland | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Things explode” |
