The Fattest Citizens in Home Sweet 9003
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Home Sweet 9003 is ranked 27,184th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Cardmania90065 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Lvl 40” | |
| 2. |  The Incorporated States of Cardmania90055 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lvl 44” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Cardmania90020 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I'm not dead yet!” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Cardmania900145 | Moralistic Democracy | “Forward unto the dawn” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Kenady | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “9003 for Legendary s3” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of 900177 | Moralistic Democracy | “I love 9003” | |
| 7. |  The Sultanate of Comb cab | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “9003” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic States of Banned nation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “9003” | |
| 9. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Ripto | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Flee, Flee for your lives” | |
| 10. |  The United States of Lincon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “9003 for Legendary s3” |
