The Largest Retail Industry in Ireland
The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Theocratic Republic of Brandon | New York Times Democracy | “Fides, Familia, Et Amor” | |
| 2. |  The Guinness of St James Gate Brewery | Father Knows Best State | “Guinness Is Good For You” | |
| 3. |  The Free-Radical Republic of CoDMoS | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Great!” | |
| 4. |  The Emerald State of Ulster | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pax quæritur bello” | |
| 5. |  The Our Lady of Knock's Realm of Grand Gaelica | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Caid, Coddle, and Colcannon” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Duchy of Celtland | Father Knows Best State | “They talk of our drinking but never our thirst” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Basque-Irish Alliance | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Dana emon biyar yako maite den askatasunari” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Ashford Castle | Capitalist Paradise | “Ashford Castle” | |
| 9. |  The Free Earldom of WestIreland | Democratic Socialists | “You After Me Lucky Charms” | |
| 10. |  The Country that is the Home of Kwimez the Goblin | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Attack! ” |
