The Fattest Citizens in Jihad Army of the Emperor
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Jihad Army of the Emperor is ranked 9,487th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oppressed Peoples of All the novemnongentuple ladies | Moralistic Democracy | “All the novemnongentuple ladies” | |
| 2. | The People's Republic of All the untrigintuple ladies | Capitalist Paradise | “All the untrigintuple ladies” | |
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Chunarche | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Regnat populus” | |
| 4. |  The United Kingdom of Duke mesoas | Moralistic Democracy | “Audeamus” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Frannoniland | Corporate Police State | “Pro mundi beneficio” | |
| 6. |  The Emirate of Fron-Grand | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pergo et Perago” | |
| 7. | The Borderlands of All the quinquadragintuple ladies | Moralistic Democracy | “All the quinquadragintuple ladies” | |
| 8. |  The Theocracy of Expotens | Moralistic Democracy | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité, ou la mort” | |
| 9. | The Republic of All the sexvigintuple ladies | Corporate Police State | “All the sexvigintuple ladies” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of Dusitaden | Moralistic Democracy | “مرا داد فرمود و خود داور است” |
