by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Jihad Army of the Emperor

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Jihad Army of the Emperor is ranked 9,391st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Incorporated States of All the octoseptuagintuple ladiesFather Knows Best State“All the octoseptuagintuple ladies”
12.The Constitutional Monarchy of All the nonuple ladiesIron Fist Consumerists“All the nonuple ladies”
13.The United Kingdom of All the novemoctogintuple ladiesIron Fist Consumerists“All the novemoctogintuple ladies”
14.The Constitutional Monarchy of Bob brotgunIron Fist Consumerists“Finis coronat opus”
15.The Disputed Territories of Freedo vene iFather Knows Best State“Pergo et Perago”
16.The Incorporated States of All the octooctogintuple ladiesMoralistic Democracy“All the octooctogintuple ladies”
17.The Grand Duchy of Hertherial apoFather Knows Best State“الإنتصار أو إستشهاد”
18.The Free Land of AreaganianIron Fist Consumerists“Foras admonitio”
19.The Kingdom of BenmqmppIron Fist Consumerists“Eendrag Maak Mag”
20.The Dictatorship of CzardaniaFather Knows Best State“الإنتصار أو إستشهاد”
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