The Fattest Citizens in Jihad Army of the Emperor
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Jihad Army of the Emperor is ranked 9,391st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Jingoistic States of All the octotrigintuple ladies | Right-wing Utopia | “All the octotrigintuple ladies” | |
| 22. | The Theocracy of All the quadragintuple ladies | Moralistic Democracy | “All the quadragintuple ladies” | |
| 23. |  The Armed Republic of Hept republic | Father Knows Best State | “Justitia Omnibus” | |
| 24. |  The Protectorate of Dilberdyn | Capitalist Paradise | “מגן ולא יראה” | |
| 25. |  The United Socialist States of Friowania | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unanimi cum ratione” | |
| 26. |  The Dictatorship of Follow cria | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Foras admonitio” | |
| 27. |  The Sultanate of Goreferengahara | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Eendrag Maak Mag” | |
| 28. | The United Socialist States of All the novemsexagintuple ladies | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All the novemsexagintuple ladies” | |
| 29. |  The Protectorate of Harperio | Moralistic Democracy | “Justitia Omnibus” | |
| 30. | The Colony of All the sexnongentuple ladies | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All the sexnongentuple ladies” |
