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The Fattest Citizens in Jihad Army of the Emperor

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Jihad Army of the Emperor is ranked 9,391st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Jingoistic States of All the octotrigintuple ladiesRight-wing Utopia“All the octotrigintuple ladies”
22.The Theocracy of All the quadragintuple ladiesMoralistic Democracy“All the quadragintuple ladies”
23.The Armed Republic of Hept republicFather Knows Best State“Justitia Omnibus”
24.The Protectorate of DilberdynCapitalist Paradise“מגן ולא יראה”
25.The United Socialist States of FriowaniaIron Fist Consumerists“Unanimi cum ratione”
26.The Dictatorship of Follow criaPsychotic Dictatorship“Foras admonitio”
27.The Sultanate of GoreferengaharaIron Fist Consumerists“Eendrag Maak Mag”
28.The United Socialist States of All the novemsexagintuple ladiesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All the novemsexagintuple ladies”
29.The Protectorate of HarperioMoralistic Democracy“Justitia Omnibus”
30.The Colony of All the sexnongentuple ladiesIron Fist Consumerists“All the sexnongentuple ladies”
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