by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Jihad Army of the Emperor

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Jihad Army of the Emperor is ranked 9,335th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The People's Republic of All the nongentuple ladiesIron Fist Consumerists“All the nongentuple ladies”
32.The United States of All the duotrigintuple ladiesMoralistic Democracy“All the duotrigintuple ladies”
33.The Queendom of All the tresexagintuple ladiesMother Knows Best State“All the tresexagintuple ladies”
34.The Rogue Nation of All the quattuorquadragintuple ladiesIron Fist Consumerists“All the quattuorquadragintuple ladies”
35.The Colony of Angry schoolInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Za wolność Naszą i Waszą”
36.The Borderlands of Burhd nameIron Fist Consumerists“Pro mundi beneficio”
37.The Holy Empire of All the unvigintuple ladiesMoralistic Democracy“All the unvigintuple ladies”
38.The Empire of BayudnpghIron Fist Consumerists“Za wolność Naszą i Waszą”
39.The Grand Duchy of Great penFather Knows Best State“Liberté, égalité, fraternité, ou la mort”
40.The Oppressed Peoples of All the octosexagintuple ladiesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All the octosexagintuple ladies”
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