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The Most Secular in Jimothy

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Jimothy is ranked 4,375^th in the world for Most Secular.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The United States of Aroth	Democratic Socialists	“Defend the Freedom and Rights of those who need it.”
2.	The Borderlands of Deorian	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Protect your citzens no matter the cost.”
3.	The Protectorate of Central Ladionsan	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
4.	The Republic of Anti-People Nation	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Who cares about welfare?”
5.	The United States of Egg-Shaped Biscuits	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Bow to the biscuits or die”
6.	The United States of Potato Of The Llama	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“May the llamas eat spuds”
7.	The Empire of The Platypuses	Iron Fist Consumerists	“With platypuses on our side, we shall rule the world!”