by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 13,989th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Hellish Reality of SchlueterCapitalizt“Plan for the worst, hope for the best.”
12.The Conglomerate Corporations of BNL CorporationCapitalizt“Everything, all the time!”
13.The Resenha Society of SkydogInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The sun rises to all but the shadows only to us”
14.The Confederacy of East Islandian StatesCompulsory Consumerist State“You Can't Stop Progress”
15.The Rogue Nation of MuckistaniaAuthoritarian Democracy“Grunt”
16.The McTrade Community of The Co-Prosperity-SphereAnarchy“Go starve on the streets like you're supposed to!”
17.The Sovereign Imperial Dominion of AschenhyrstIron Fist Consumerists“Vincit Qui Patitur”
18.The Colony of UtropoliseCompulsory Consumerist State“No Gods or Kings, Only Man”
19.The Galactic Empire of FlarbiniaIron Fist Consumerists“Give Me Glorious Victory Or Give Me Honorable Death”
20.The Minarchy of HyperboreusCapitalizt“Beyond the North Wind”
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