by Max Barry

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Lazarus World Census

The Rudest Citizens in Lazarus

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 7,678th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
2.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCapitalizt“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
3.The Commonwealth of CyleiaAnarchy“Strength through Unity”
4.The Republic of MalanasiaAnarchy“The world capital for arson-related deaths!”
5.The Free Land of AshkoniaAnarchy“May the odds be ever in your favour”
6.The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-JoAnarchy“Res Ipsa Loquitur, Sed Quid In Infernos Dicet”
7.The Commonwealth of MainzeCapitalizt“In something we just might trust.”
8.The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California RepublicCivil Rights Lovefest“A Safe People is a Strong People”
9.The 9th of August Revolution of HoneydewistaniaCapitalist Paradise“Cash, Capital and Cantaloupes”
10.The Hive of PopungNew York Times Democracy“Chili Con Carne”
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