The Rudest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 8,622nd in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants||Anarchy||“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”|
|2.||The Free Land of Affluens||Anarchy||“No time, sweetheart. Need to work”|
|3.||The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”|
|4.||The Commonwealth of Mainze||Capitalizt||“In something we just might trust.”|
|5.||The Free Land of Tyster||Anarchy||“We will grow and prosper.”|
|6.||The Suspicious Yellow Stain of HIreland||Capitalist Paradise||“He who has the highest blood alcohol count shall lead”|
|7.||The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo||Anarchy||“Res Ipsa Loquitur, Sed Quid In Infernos Dicet”|
|8.||The Confederate Corporations of Nucular||Corporate Bordello||“We got to Nuke them and we got to Nuke them now.”|
|9.||The Corporatocracy of Cappirt||Anarchy||“YOUR AD HERE!”|
|10.||The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic||Civil Rights Lovefest||“A Safe People is a Strong People”|