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Lazarus World Census

The Rudest Citizens in Lazarus

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 8,622nd in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
2.The Free Land of AffluensAnarchy“No time, sweetheart. Need to work”
3.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCompulsory Consumerist State“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
4.The Commonwealth of MainzeCapitalizt“In something we just might trust.”
5.The Free Land of TysterAnarchy“We will grow and prosper.”
6.The Suspicious Yellow Stain of HIrelandCapitalist Paradise“He who has the highest blood alcohol count shall lead”
7.The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-JoAnarchy“Res Ipsa Loquitur, Sed Quid In Infernos Dicet”
8.The Confederate Corporations of NucularCorporate Bordello“We got to Nuke them and we got to Nuke them now.”
9.The Corporatocracy of CappirtAnarchy“YOUR AD HERE!”
10.The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California RepublicCivil Rights Lovefest“A Safe People is a Strong People”
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