The Safest in Lazarus
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine | Democratic Socialists | “Where the deer’s swift leap startles the wild bee” | |
| 2. |  The Falangist Kingdom of Francaden | Democratic Socialists | “Solo Uno” | |
| 3. |  The Quokka Isles And Republic of New Jamiea | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let's Do This” | |
| 4. |  The Community of Nymphs Dream | Democratic Socialists | “Protect the Woods or we...we...Hug You!” | |
| 5. |  The Socialist Federal Republic of Sudslavija | Left-wing Utopia | “Bratstvo i Jedinstvo! {Brotherhood and Unity}” | |
| 6. |  The Socialist Literary Society of Cellar Doors | Left-wing Utopia | “Not all who wander are lost” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Kragdetvan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Pride and Progress” | |
| 8. | The Communist Free Association of Messygrad | Democratic Socialists | “Joy To The Worlds” | |
| 9. | The Commonwealth of Silungar-Fort Abbadon | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “What's a budget?” | |
| 10. |  The United Socialist States of The Hylian Republic | Left-wing Utopia | “Vackra mark stark och gratis!” |
