The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Lazarus
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 4,517th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis||Capitalizt||“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”|
|2.||The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia||Corporate Police State||“Mmph mmph!”|
|3.||The Corporate States of Zuboffian Eia Reclamation Octo-Syndicate||Anarchy||“Integrity and Industry”|
|4.||The Commonwealth of Cyleia||Anarchy||“Strength through Unity”|
|5.||The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants||Anarchy||“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”|
|6.||The Republic of Malanasia||Anarchy||“The world capital for arson-related deaths!”|
|7.||The Rogue Nation of Muckistania||Authoritarian Democracy||“Grunt”|
|8.||The Kingdom of Ehtygim||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Kindness is the foster-mother of transgressions”|
|9.||The United States of Tea Party USA 2||Capitalist Paradise||“Limited Government and Low Taxes”|
|10.||The Free Land of Ashkonia||Anarchy||“May the odds be ever in your favour”|