by Max Barry

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Lazarus World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Lazarus

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 4,860th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCapitalist Paradise“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
2.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists“Mmph mmph!”
3.The City-State of New Lower ManhattanCorporate Police State“World's largest city since 2080”
4.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
5.The Free Land of AffluensCorporate Bordello“No time, sweetheart. Need to work”
6.The Nuked landmass of Old WastelandsCompulsory Consumerist State“War... War never changes.”
7.The Misunderstood Fortifications of Liberal RobeniaCapitalist Paradise“No Cocaine? No gain!”
8.The Power Corruption and Lies of HoneydewistaniaCompulsory Consumerist State“Screw 🤢 domestic 🏡 violence 🔪 we 😳 going 🌏 global 😎😎💯💯”
9.The Jingoistic States of Furious ButtsCorporate Police State“This Is A Terrible Place To Live”
10.The United States of Tea Party USA 2Capitalist Paradise“Limited Government and Low Taxes”
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