The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Lazarus
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 4,860th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis||Capitalist Paradise||“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”|
|2.||The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Mmph mmph!”|
|3.||The City-State of New Lower Manhattan||Corporate Police State||“World's largest city since 2080”|
|4.||The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants||Anarchy||“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”|
|5.||The Free Land of Affluens||Corporate Bordello||“No time, sweetheart. Need to work”|
|6.||The Nuked landmass of Old Wastelands||Compulsory Consumerist State||“War... War never changes.”|
|7.||The Misunderstood Fortifications of Liberal Robenia||Capitalist Paradise||“No Cocaine? No gain!”|
|8.||The Power Corruption and Lies of Honeydewistania||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Screw 🤢 domestic 🏡 violence 🔪 we 😳 going 🌏 global 😎😎💯💯”|
|9.||The Jingoistic States of Furious Butts||Corporate Police State||“This Is A Terrible Place To Live”|
|10.||The United States of Tea Party USA 2||Capitalist Paradise||“Limited Government and Low Taxes”|