by Max Barry

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Lazarus World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 10,144th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCompulsory Consumerist State“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
2.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists“Mmph mmph!”
3.The CIDAO of Totoso_MussoliniCapitalist Paradise“MINHA PIROBINHA NAS BRANQUINHAS”
4.The Latamer of LatamerCorporate Police State“Latamer”
5.The Commonwealth of CyleiaAnarchy“Strength through Unity”
6.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
7.The United States of Tea Party USA 2Capitalist Paradise“Limited Government and Low Taxes”
8.The Empire of GaberelIron Fist Consumerists“Progress through oppression”
9.The Cyberpunk Chaos of HeadingtoniaCompulsory Consumerist State“Smile, you're doomed”
10.The Celestial Empire of Lovable Alien OverlordCompulsory Consumerist State“It's as if we abducted your heart...”
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