The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Lone Wolves United
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Union of Sisdonia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freedom dies” | |
| 2. |  The Mighty Union of Rasutafia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Control is a must” | |
| 3. |  The Social Democracy of South Stania | Democratic Socialists | “Birth and Death.” | |
| 4. |  The United States of Nolandisland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Illegitimi non Carborundum” | |
| 5. |  The T☣xic Wolfist Undercity of PhilTech | Capitalist Paradise | “☣ Embrace Toxicity, Embrace Corruption ☣” | |
| 6. |  The Free State of Andom Free | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of Rayo de Sol | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Steady chilling in the sun.” | |
| 8. |  The Imperial Federation of Srylania | Democratic Socialists | “I have a dog, he's a hound, always digging around” | |
| 9. |  The Wolfist Power of Bervinland | Left-wing Utopia | “Professionals have Standards [LWU]” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Bothwy | Democratic Socialists | “Xbox is just better than all others.” |
