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The Most Devout in Maputo

World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Dangling Puppy	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“RIP”
2.	The State of Serra de Leao	Moralistic Democracy	“Unity Freedom Justice”
3.	The State of Bigelow Chatham	Anarchy	“Try Again, maybe”
4.	The State of Dalgetaec	Anarchy	“State”
5.	The State of Zwanzig Sieben	Anarchy	“Don't Recruit Me!!!!”
6.	The State of Durham State	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Dare i say”
7.	The Republic of Bio bio	New York Times Democracy	“La verdad no se promete, se cuenta. Bíobio, la radio”
8.	The State of Mutawakkil	Corporate Police State	“Wilds”
9.	The Queendom of Lourenco	Anarchy	“Capital”