The Most Cultured in Missouri
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of St Louis | Left-wing Utopia | “Westward, HO!” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of Iscos | Psychotic Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of An Hyperbolic Cosine | Left-wing Utopia | “The Gateway to the West” | |
| 4. |  The District of Zouyah | Capitalist Paradise | “If It Was Not For The Lawyers” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Mlawula | Benevolent Dictatorship | “District” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of NatGod | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Founder” | |
| 7. |  The State of Young Husband | Iron Fist Consumerists | “South” | |
| 8. | The State of Dana Foxe | Anarchy | “Beach” |
