The Fattest Citizens in Mitteleuropa
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Mitteleuropa is ranked 5,017th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Manufacturing Conglomerate of Krupp Industries | Capitalist Paradise | “Purveyor of capital” | |
| 2. |  The Free-Market Confederacy of Siluvia | Right-wing Utopia | “Honesty is the worst policy” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of The Free Land | Corporate Bordello | “Free=mc^2” | |
| 4. |  The Free Nation of Gabeland | Right-wing Utopia | “Military, Peace, Happiness” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of New Occident | Corporate Police State | “Conserva Libertatem” | |
| 6. |  The Free City of Monstropolis | Free-Market Paradise | “Monsters, Inc.” | |
| 7. |  The Corporate Enterprise of Islaremistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Man may only be free if their market tells them so.” | |
| 8. |  The Confederate States of Dixi3land | Right-wing Utopia | “Dont tread on me” | |
| 9. |  The Lawless Lands of The Sunflower Fields | Anarchy | “Whatever do what you want” | |
| 10. |  The Disputed Territories of Death Republic | Compulsory Consumerist State | “It's over” |
