The Highest Drug Use in New Duck Order
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Duckio Pacifica | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hail Duckio Pacifica o7” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Lord of Duckness | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Quack, quack, quack” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of Carbon Sequestration | Democratic Socialists | “Gotta Capture them all CO2” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Lard Of Duckness | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Quack Quack Quack” |
