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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in New Orleans

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, New Orleans is ranked 24,357^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Incorporated States of D H Holmes	Civil Rights Lovefest	“There's no place like Holmes!”
2.	The Incorporated States of The Whitney	Capitalist Paradise	“Spreading New Orleans Sunshine All Over America!”
3.	The Community of Mr Bingle	Left-Leaning College State	“Jingle, jangle, jingle. Here comes Mr. Bingle!”
4.	The Popeyes Spicy Wing Brigade of Chickenland Army	Capitalist Paradise	“Chicken Army”
5.	The Good children of Spring Chicken	New York Times Democracy	“Lives contentedly in self-contained universe”
6.	The Blackened Voodoo Lager of Dixie Beer Truck	Corporate Bordello	“New Orleans is still alive -- Come check us out”
7.	The Incorporated States of Katz and Besthoff	Capitalizt	“Between here and there is bound to be a K&B”
8.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Hotel St Marie	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“St Marie”
9.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Olivier House Hotel	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Olivier House Hotel”
10.	The Protectorate of The Oyster Poor Boy	Left-Leaning College State	“How about dem ersters”

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