by Max Barry

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The Rudest Citizens in New Warsaw Pact

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, New Warsaw Pact is ranked 7,236th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Aristocratic Regime of Lowell LeberCapitalist Paradise“Was wollen wir trinken”
2.The Corporatocratic Republic of The Republican FederationAnarchy“Profit, freedom, science”
3.The People's Republic of HoxieInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Aere Perennius”
4.The Akuist Empire of Aku CityCompulsory Consumerist State“Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow”
5.The Technocratic Socialist State of SerelaniaPsychotic Dictatorship“Apparatus Sum. Ego aeternam. Ut omnia cum grano salis.”
6.The Goth Doctor of Tae TakemiCivil Rights Lovefest“You're strictly prohibited from disclosing what happens”
7.The Neonom of Katt NeonLeft-Leaning College State“Never miss a beat”
8.The Bartender of Jill StingrayLeft-Leaning College State“Time to mix drinks and change lives”
9.The Most Serene Republic of GitanaAnarchy“Beter een gat in uw cd dan een cd in uw gat”
10.The Free Land of West CarcoCivil Rights Lovefest“One Nation United while others are Divided”
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