The Most Rebellious Youth in New Warsaw Pact
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Citizenship of Zepther | Democratic Socialists | “Protection, Production, Persona” | |
| 2. |  The Bartender of Jill Stingray | Left-Leaning College State | “Time to mix drinks and change lives” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Phantom Eyes | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Ikerasak | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of Land of new republic | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |
