The Most Rebellious Youth in Nudist Dreamland
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nudist States of Yannia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur” | |
| 2. |  The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Victoria aut Letum!” | |
| 3. |  The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Lāche pas la patate !” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Camp Followers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Come to see us sometime!” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Nudistonia | Democratic Socialists | “You have nothing to hide when you are Naked” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of PoorChoices | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Welp it could be worse” | |
| 7. |  The Gold Lame'd of MarilynMonroenia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I just want to be wonderful” |
