The Largest Governments in One big Island
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Red Easter Zombie of Oilgarchy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In every darkness shines a light within.” | |
| 2. |  The Klingon Imperium of IKV Nemesis | New York Times Democracy | “Here's the beef” | |
| 3. |  The God's Chosen Nation of Dictationapore | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Domo Arigato” | |
| 4. |  The Bitingly Cold Autumn Morning of Yulis | Left-Leaning College State | “srpduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuxtuj” | |
| 5. |  The Second Empire of Kiermark | Democratic Socialists | “Krone und Volk, im Ziel vereinigt” | |
| 6. |  The Sleeping Jester of Stone angel | Democratic Socialists | “No Worries” | |
| 7. |  The Really Cool Autocracy of The Pigeon Cult | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Make a pigeon your friend and you'll never be lonely.” | |
| 8. |  The Supreme Haven of Romayomich | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Adventure is not outside man; it is within.” | |
| 9. |  The Navigators of Wandering Marsupials | Iron Fist Consumerists | “My life for some fresh eucalyptus leaves.” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Swutzerland | Democratic Socialists | “Pro Helvetia Defendimus!” |
