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The Most Secular in One Collective Brain Cell

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, One Collective Brain Cell is ranked 2,243^rd in the world for Most Secular.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Playhouse of Shudana	Psychotic Dictatorship	“We will return.”
2.	The Free Land of Destiel	Left-wing Utopia	“We share a share a more profound bond.”
3.	The PASTRY EMPIRE of The Pastry Union	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“LES PÂTISSERIES SERONT POUR TOUJOURS”
4.	The Holy Empire of Peoples republico	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“I am confused and dumb”
5.	The Danish Territory of Greater Kobenhavn	Democratic Socialists	“Alle hils Kobenhavn”
6.	The Murderous Green Owl of Spanish or Vanish	New York Times Democracy	“YOU BETTER COMPLETE THOSE LESSONS WITH 100% ACCURACY”
7.	The Rogue Nation of Wehraboo II	Democratic Socialists	“Freies Europa!”
8.	The Bronzehamutian Emissary of New Taigonia	Father Knows Best State	“Bronzehamut”
9.	The Actually Not United States of NewExtremadura	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Aktschually... ☝🤓”