by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 13,714th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Rogue Nation of Bad optionPsychotic Dictatorship“If i have to choose i will get it wrong”
12.The Imperial Federation of GhearmainIron Fist Consumerists“Gott und mein Recht”
13.The Holy Empire of DonttreadonmeistanCompulsory Consumerist State“Don't tread on me”
14.The Treasure Hunting Anarchists of The Endless EventideAnarchy“Embrace the Night! Hail the Moon! Drink the Stars!”
15.The Misunderstood Fortifications of Liberal RobeniaCapitalist Paradise“No Cocaine? No gain!”
16.The Glorious Republic of Nueva GaudriaIron Fist Consumerists“El futuro es nuestro”
17.The Stardew Valley Rainbow of TrashsylvaniaCapitalizt“You can't have a rainbow without a little rain :-)”
18.The Libre-Imperio of PotutyCompulsory Consumerist State“I want more, I want Potuty”
19.The Rogue Nation of RulesnomoreAnarchy“FREEDOM”
20.The Unitarian State of Lodhs beardCompulsory Consumerist State“Each citizen’s duty is primarily to the state”
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