Osiris World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 12,573^rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
8,011.	The People's Republic of EatPotatoAndCrapThunder	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Try reason first, and you know what to do if it fails”
8,012.	The Agnostic Sociocracy of Floriweeda	New York Times Democracy	“I would rather die standing than live on my knees. E.Z”
8,013.	The Kingdom of Smarticles	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We're So Back.”
8,014.	The Reborn State of The Lamparian Empire	Moralistic Democracy	“True power can be found in the lights of Lampar”
8,015.	The Republic of Pmara Shastanin	Iron Fist Consumerists	“From Many, One”
8,016.	The Arab Dominion of Al Halatbah	Moralistic Democracy	“Creating respectable lands since 1820!”
8,017.	The Republic of Ump27	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Stacks Of Packs”
8,018.	The Commonwealth of Octahedralia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“something something Octahedrons”
8,019.	The People's Republic of Rusdakya	Authoritarian Democracy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
8,020.	The Mystic Kingdom of Arcaniia	New York Times Democracy	“Quod in Chao natum est, in aeternum vivit”

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