The Fattest Citizens in Osiris
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Osiris is ranked 12,710th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Cyleia | Anarchy | “Strength through Unity” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Chavante | Anarchy | “A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.” | |
| 3. |  The Corporate Divisions of Obvious Extra Vote | Corporate Police State | “Mmm, yummy..” | |
| 4. |  The Anarchist Paradise of Unified Democratic Europe | Anarchy | “Diverse In Bleakness” | |
| 5. |  The Kindness Republic of Week Nashun 5 | Capitalizt | “.” | |
| 6. |  The Free Islands of The Coarsal Pirates | Anarchy | “Give me freedom or I'll give you death” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of Teufelvolk | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Fight to the death!” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Holy Republic of Parpura | Corporate Police State | “Power through Power” | |
| 9. |  The Mountain Range of The Snow Shield | Capitalizt | “Usque ad Terminos Terrae” | |
| 10. |  The Imperial Federation of Ghearmain | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Gott und mein Recht” |
