The Fattest Citizens in Osiris
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Osiris is ranked 9,702nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Unincorporated Community of West Mattasia||Anarchy||“Certus, praecedere.”|
|2.||The Corporate Conglomerate of Haven of wealth||Capitalizt||“It's just business.”|
|3.||The Godly Meme Haven of Pakistanistanistan||Anarchy||“If I see one manifesto, you're done for.”|
|4.||The Holy Flemingovian Empire of Virginian Inquisitors||Corporate Police State||“Hail Flemingovia and his benevolent loins”|
|5.||The Commune of Neventer||Left-wing Utopia||“Fully automated naked space communism.”|
|6.||The Imperial Federation of Ghearmain||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Gott und mein Recht”|
|7.||The Dystopian Corporate Republic of Rallori||Capitalist Paradise||“Wealth is Power.”|
|8.||The Free Land of Solosania||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Freedom is the Virtue”|
|9.||The Stardew Valley Rainbow of Trashsylvania||Capitalizt||“You can't have a rainbow without a little rain :-)”|
|10.||The Holy Empire of The Crowseye||Corporate Police State||“I am the storm, my Lord. The first storm, and the last”|