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Osiris World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 9,702nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unincorporated Community of West MattasiaAnarchy“Certus, praecedere.”
2.The Corporate Conglomerate of Haven of wealthCapitalizt“It's just business.”
3.The Godly Meme Haven of PakistanistanistanAnarchy“If I see one manifesto, you're done for.”
4.The Holy Flemingovian Empire of Virginian InquisitorsCorporate Police State“Hail Flemingovia and his benevolent loins”
5.The Commune of NeventerLeft-wing Utopia“Fully automated naked space communism.”
6.The Imperial Federation of GhearmainInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Gott und mein Recht”
7.The Dystopian Corporate Republic of RalloriCapitalist Paradise“Wealth is Power.”
8.The Free Land of SolosaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom is the Virtue”
9.The Stardew Valley Rainbow of TrashsylvaniaCapitalizt“You can't have a rainbow without a little rain :-)”
10.The Holy Empire of The CrowseyeCorporate Police State“I am the storm, my Lord. The first storm, and the last”
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