by Max Barry

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Osiris World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Osiris

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Osiris is ranked 11,220th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The All-Devouring Kraken of Aki ZetaCivil Rights Lovefest“NONNY's little sister.”
2.The Stardew Valley Rainbow of TrashsylvaniaCapitalizt“You can't have a rainbow without a little rain :-)”
3.The Unincorporated Community of West MattasiaAnarchy“Certus, praecedere.”
4.The Free Land of SolosaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom is the Virtue”
5.The Odds and Ends of FlorilandiaAnarchy“Death to all Fanatics!”
6.The Godly Meme Haven of PakistanistanistanAnarchy“If I see one manifesto, you're done for.”
7.The Commune of NeventerLeft-wing Utopia“Fully automated naked space communism.”
8.The Free Land of Phantoms NightmareLeft-Leaning College State“Start playing Harmonica or don't. It's YOUR choice”
9.The Corporate Conglomerate of Haven of wealthCapitalizt“It's just business.”
10.The Fallen Confederacy of NardoraAnarchy“Darkness is the light.”
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