The Most Cultured in Ozzy
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Satanic Worshippers of Junkyland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Ozzman Cometh!” | |
| 2. |  The Flaming Maniacs of Nader Land | Left-Leaning College State | “It's a Nader Nader Nader Nader Nation!!” | |
| 3. |  The Incorporated States of Lazer Llamas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pew Pew Meeeeew” | |
| 4. |  The Freakin' Awesome Dudes of New Junkyland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “In Ozzy We Trust” | |
| 5. |  The World Federation of WWrestling | Father Knows Best State | “ATTITUDE.” | |
| 6. |  The Alternative Rock Band of AngelsandAirwaves | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Everything's Magic” | |
| 7. |  The Sexual Innuendo of FoxtrotUniformCharlieKilo | Left-wing Utopia | “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” | |
| 8. |  The Violent Punk Rockers of Anarchist Mean People | Left-wing Utopia | “Do What Ever You Want” | |
| 9. |  The Rockin' Guitar Solo of Randy Rhoads | Civil Rights Lovefest | “In Randy We Trust” | |
| 10. |  The Terrifying Truth of The Ozzman Cometh | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Ozzman Cometh!” |
