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The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Pontbridge Islands

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
2.	The People's Republic of Cutote	Corporate Police State	“None shall stop our conquest!”
3.	The Cloud of Transhumanstan	Anarchy	“Enhancing our minds and bodies”
4.	The Confederacy of Lanians	Capitalizt	“Privatize everything that moves, and doesn't move.”
5.	The Republic of Pontbridge	Civil Rights Lovefest	“An island in a sea of oppression”
6.	The Testament to Laziness of Qpq	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Why spend time on originality?”
7.	The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan	Psychotic Dictatorship	“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”