The Fattest Citizens in Pontbridge Islands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Pontbridge Islands is ranked 196th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
2. | The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
3. | The Testament to Laziness of Qpq | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Why spend time on originality?” | |
4. | The Republic of Pontbridge | Civil Rights Lovefest | “An island in a sea of oppression” | |
5. | The Cloud of Transhumanstan | Anarchy | “Enhancing our minds and bodies” | |
6. | The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “From each to his ability, each according to her needs!” |