The Most Advanced Public Transport in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Terror. Strength. Oppression.” | |
| 2. |  The Proletarian Dictatorship of Nedvia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Will of the Proletariat Is the Ultimate Authority!” | |
| 3. |  The Haar Meest Goddelijke Staten of Samantha-Higgs | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Bow down to your Eternal Ruler.” | |
| 4. |  The Human Hive of Arachs | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Force withheld, a promise made” | |
| 5. |  The Acceleration Federation of Zergeria | Psychotic Dictatorship | “PAY YOUR TAXES OR FACE MY WRATH!!!!!!!” | |
| 6. |  The Ecstatic Rush of Clubbing Baby Seals | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Untz Untz Untz” | |
| 7. |  The Despotic Tyranny of Birkesia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “GLORY TO PSYCHOTIC DICTATORSHIPS!” | |
| 8. |  The Nebulous Populace of Serinupu | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace will only come when power is above all.” | |
| 9. |  The Endless Reign of Stiechtenlien | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In life, all shall serve.” | |
| 10. |  The Islamic Caliphate of Talibanada | Psychotic Dictatorship | “الموت قبل العار” |
