The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Psychotic Dictatorships
The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Devastations of White Amazons | Corporate Police State | “You own nothing and are happy” | |
| 2. |  The Oppressed People of Prisonstate | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All Hail #1” | |
| 3. |  The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan Dictator | Corporate Police State | “Hurting herbivores is wrong but hurting humans is right” | |
| 4. |  The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Terror. Strength. Oppression.” | |
| 5. |  The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plus | Iron Fist Consumerists | “GREATEST SHOPPING MALL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!” | |
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of Rhalith | Corporate Police State | “POWER IS EVERYTHING!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Never forget the alamo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bowie, Travis, Crockett” | |
| 8. |  The Dictatorship of The Worst Quote in a Signature Ever | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No really, I'm being serious” | |
| 9. |  The Nepotistic Autocracy of Hakskeekah | Iron Fist Consumerists | “NO” | |
| 10. |  The Cult of The Armada | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Silence them before they cause problems” |
