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The Fattest Citizens in Region Name

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Region Name is ranked 10,097th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dead Region of Not Great PatrickInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Why are we here, just to suffer?”
2.The Funky Dance Party of MinimarkInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Nos Mos Imperare”
3.The Colony of Paint it BlackCivil Rights Lovefest“No colors anymore, I want them to turn black..”
4.The Dictatorship of Locus MortiferumPsychotic Dictatorship“Till death do us part”
5.The Ace 2012 of Soup de TatInoffensive Centrist Democracy“madness innit”
6.The Acronym of BOBODDY BOBODDYInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin though.”
7.The United Space Federation of SocoranFather Knows Best State“George, I haven't seen you in Years!”
8.The Republic of Great PatrickNew York Times Democracy“Excelsior”
9.The Rogue Nation of Overlord HellererCivil Rights Lovefest“Be Brave and Don’t Be a Mountain Man”
10.The Fading Fragment of The Northsouthern WolflandsNew York Times Democracy“I'm Still Here...”
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