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The Largest Retail Industry in Republic of Conservative Nations

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Galactic Empire of Eldrado	Left-Leaning College State	“Strength as one, strength together!”
2.	The Autonomous Region of Euroa Moesia	Capitalist Paradise	“Nostra patria, nostri juris”
3.	The United Provinces of The Furbish Planets	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Sic semper tyrannis”
4.	The Republic of District Line 8	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
5.	The Loving Couple of Too-ManyOptions-	Moralistic Democracy	“Lumity”
6.	The Confederacy of Csuz	Authoritarian Democracy	“But you don’t have the time so look the other way”