The Safest in Republic of Conservative Nations
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Galactic Empire of Eldrado | Left-Leaning College State | “Strength as one, strength together!” | |
| 2. |  The United Provinces of The Furbish Planets | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sic semper tyrannis” | |
| 3. |  The Autonomous Region of Euroa Moesia | Capitalist Paradise | “Nostra patria, nostri juris” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of District Line 8 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Confederacy of Csuz | Authoritarian Democracy | “But you don’t have the time so look the other way” | |
| 6. |  The Loving Couple of Too-ManyOptions- | Moralistic Democracy | “Lumity” |
