The Highest Drug Use in Russian Armed Forces
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nomadic Peoples of 8th Guards Army | Father Knows Best State | “Not one step back” | |
| 2. |  The Президент Российской Федерац of Vladimir Putin | Psychotic Dictatorship | “России необходимо очнуться от этих фашистов на западе.” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Krasny Azov | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Azov was tainted by nazism for to long, no more we say!” | |
| 4. |  The Armed Republic of Wagner Group PMC | New York Times Democracy | “From Tiraspol to Alaska!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Rusaria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Glory to mother russia!!!!!” | |
| 6. | The Republic of Peter the Great | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Bio Weapons | Iron Fist Consumerists | “☣☣☣” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of ZaVolzhye | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Сила V правде! Победа будет Zа нами!” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Bonorossia | Moralistic Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 10. |  The Socialist Autonomous City of New Tolvad | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Слава Родине!” |
