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The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in San Salvador

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Sheriff John Wayne	Free-Market Paradise	“Whatever it can dish out”
2.	The State of Rioghacht Eireanne	New York Times Democracy	“State”
3.	The State of Teresina	Authoritarian Democracy	“Control”
4.	The State of Kangiqsualuk	New York Times Democracy	“Together We Stand”
5.	The State of Bucaramanga	Corporate Bordello	“Colony”
6.	The State of Salvador	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Roma Negra”
7.	The State of Jesse Obed	Moralistic Democracy	“For Now”
8.	The State of Jambola	New York Times Democracy	“Home on the range”
9.	The Queen's State of Aminadab Aram	Moralistic Democracy	“Starting Somewhere”