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The Fattest Citizens in San Salvador

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, San Salvador is ranked 10,652^nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Sheriff John Wayne	Free-Market Paradise	“Whatever it can dish out”
2.	The State of Salvador	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Roma Negra”
3.	The State of Jesse Obed	Moralistic Democracy	“For Now”
4.	The Queen's State of Aminadab Aram	Moralistic Democracy	“Starting Somewhere”
5.	The State of Bucaramanga	Corporate Bordello	“Colony”
6.	The State of Kangiqsualuk	New York Times Democracy	“Together We Stand”
7.	The State of Jambola	New York Times Democracy	“Home on the range”
8.	The State of Rioghacht Eireanne	New York Times Democracy	“State”
9.	The State of Teresina	Authoritarian Democracy	“Control”