The Smartest Citizens in Schopenhauer
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Schopenhauer is ranked 436th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138 | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Pull My Finger” | |
| 2. |  The Unsound Methods of 3XH181T A | Left-wing Utopia | “I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one” | |
| 3. |  The Dizzying Perspective of So Meta | Democratic Socialists | “Above the Storm” | |
| 4. |  The Elusive Ultrasound of Hazy Cosmic Jive | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Lean Back on Your Radio” | |
| 5. |  The Swedish Translation of Fart Is Speed | Left-wing Utopia | “Sassy and Gassy” | |
| 6. |  The Glorious Paths of 3XH181T B | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Someone's got to be hurt. The only question is who.” | |
| 7. |  The Science Ninja Team of Gatchaman | Left-wing Utopia | “Bird - Go!” | |
| 8. |  The 30000 Watts Per Side of Marshall Stacks | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Climb the stack” | |
| 9. |  The Penthouse Suite of Tango Hotel X-Ray | Democratic Socialists | “A Land of Magical Dancing Electric Skeletons” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Mister Teal | Democratic Socialists | “Call Me Mister” |
