by Max Barry

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The Most Advanced Public Education in Seinfeld

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

As a region, Seinfeld is ranked 3,788th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mode of TransportationCompulsory Consumerist State“From Point A to Point B”
2.The Suspension Bridge of Golden GateDemocratic Socialists“Eureka!”
3.The Halaḥa of KosherPsychotic Dictatorship“That's not kosher!”
4.The Saturday Night Fever of Stayin AliveIron Fist Consumerists“Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother”
5.The Chosen Musical of Fiddler on the RoofAuthoritarian Democracy“L'ḥayyim!”
6.The Middle Nation of LawrencePsychotic Dictatorship“Lawrence, and proud of it”
7.The Locomotive of TrainPsychotic Dictatorship“Their fathers' magic carpets made of steel”
8.The Sculptor of Claes OldenburgInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Art that takes its form from the lines of life itself”
9.The LEGOLAND of LEGOPsychotic Dictatorship“Only the best is good enough.”
10.The Architect of SaarinenPsychotic Dictatorship“Compromise usually comes from a fear of being pure”
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