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The Fattest Citizens in Senegal

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Peuple	Anarchy	“State”
2.	The State of Keatsley	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Just is”
3.	The Queen's State of Miletown	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Crossing”
4.	The State of Nerschaiw	Anarchy	“Era”
5.	The State of Turin Piedmonte	New York Times Democracy	“Best One Standing”
6.	The State of Orse	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Ess Ore”
7.	The State of Takla	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Quite So Far”