The Lowest Crime Rates in SOS Brigade
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, SOS Brigade is ranked 1,804th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The POW Camp of Stalag-13 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “There has never been a successful escape from Stalag-13” | |
| 2. |  The Melancholy of Haruhi Susumiya | Moralistic Democracy | “Hare Hare Yukai” | |
| 3. |  The Misfortune of Kyon kun | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kyon Kun Denwa” | |
| 4. |  The Tinned Spaghetti Pizza of Bill English | Right-wing Utopia | “Fear my tinned spaghetti and Pineapple Pizza!” | |
| 5. |  The Disappearance of Yuki Nagato Chan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kyon-Kun... Suki” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Bill J Clinton | Father Knows Best State | “Time to put you out of your misery, Bobby boy. Yee Haw!” | |
| 7. |  The National Government of Capitalist Bourgeois States | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I'm too sexy for Inflation. Too sexy for deflation” | |
| 8. |  The If you Please of Sir Joseph Porter | Father Knows Best State | “The Ruler of the Queen's Navy” | |
| 9. |  The Co-Dictatorship of Parkist Korea | Moralistic Democracy | “It's nowhere to be found” | |
| 10. |  The Third Music Room of Ouran Host Club | Moralistic Democracy | “Welcome to the Ouran Host Club!” |
