The Fattest Citizens in South Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, South Pacific is ranked 9,949th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Holy Empire of Aspen Park | Father Knows Best State | “From Many, One” | |
2. | The Union Republic of Densaner | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Tyrants fall in every foe.” | |
3. | The Pervasive Microplastics of South Pacific Garbage Patch | Capitalist Paradise | “Dirty or dingy or dusty / ragged or rotten or rusty” | |
4. | The Empire of Americatain | Capitalizt | “I'm a nurse killer, a banker, and now I'm raising taxes” | |
5. | The Republic of New Llane Homan | Moralistic Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
6. | The Republic of R your forgiveness Jim Day will take you | Father Knows Best State | “R your forgiveness Jim Day will take you” | |
7. | The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Beans, beans, they're good for the heart....” | |
8. | The Republic of Hiva Oa | Anarchy | “Liberty and Equality” | |
9. | The Free Land of Karpax | Right-wing Utopia | “God, country, revolution, unity.” | |
10. | The Principality of Vurmanik | Capitalist Paradise | “You Can't Stop Progress” |