The Safest in Spiritus
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Spiritus is ranked 9,098th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Constitutional Republic of Urran | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Seek Justice, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly With Your God” | |
| 2. |  The Snowy Paradise of Mjaumjau | Democratic Socialists | “Who like short shorts?” | |
| 3. |  The Land of Feirmont | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Wamp Wamp” | |
| 4. | The Republic of Colonalia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Stand Strong” | |
| 5. |  The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans | Democratic Socialists | “Two potatoes for all!” | |
| 6. |  The Spudtacular Matriarchy of Pulsroth | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Protect the land, keep your towel close to hand!” | |
| 7. |  The Community of The Kaaion | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 8. | The Republic of Bustined Up | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You got all Bustin'd Up” | |
| 9. |  The Commune of The Free Lands of Lothlorien | Left-wing Utopia | “Equality, Liberty, Prosperity” | |
| 10. |  The Federated Theocratic States of Chicken Nuggets and Beans | Moralistic Democracy | “What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said no.” |
